the smedley log - suburban scrawl

crabs of convenience

if memory serves,
the 11th was the date
of Frank’s arrival.

You, sir, have made me very happy! Wow! I feel really honored. Smiling here as I read a Tweet from you. WOW!

We crabs have to stick together – though, having cost my mother 28 hours of labor, I’m sure I was a much less convenient crab than you