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What you need

Okay, second straight title referencing a song—it must be Friday soon…

Via Shrodinger’s Cat is Dead, I spotted this weird little Google meme. Type “[your first name] needs” in Google and see what comes up (my top ten hits below).

Howard badly needs Helen Clark’s support
Howard needs to know
Howard needs a joke
Howard needs you
Howard needs Homeland Security
Howard needs your help
Howard needs to improve greatly
Howard needs to lead
Howard needs treatment
Howard needs to attack, attack, attack

Eric needs cable
Eric needs to contact you!
Eric needs…an infrastructure that breaks the silo barriers
Eric needs…his own internal sense of who he is

Bob needs advice!
Bob needs a new cage.
Bob needs the hash of his PK in order to know which…
Bob needs to remove Flash
Bob needs help with archive
Bob needs your help.
Bob needs a different job.

Phil Needs A Blog
Phil Needs A New Act
Phil needs our prayers
Phil needs your help today
Phil needs to follow through
and my personal favorite:
PHIL NEEDS JESUS

Needs Assessment

From Howard over at the Smedley Log:Type “[your first name] needs” in and see what comes up. Yep, another meme. But humor me people, it’s been a while since the last time I did one of these. Here goes my

Apparently, what I need is the Smedley Log, as this esteemed institution was 4 of the top 5 slots in my search. That and a brushless motor, a drug addiction and an Isuzu Trooper.